The sad truth about cemetery work is also its saving grace – there will always be more bodies.
In the wake of the Godzilla 1999 disaster – the one relevant to my own life, not the one at the Hollywood box office – I soon developed rudimentary knowledge of the self. Although I was born quite cognizant of my superiority and eventual aspirations in this world, I think it took an excruciatingly extensive time out before I began questioning my existence within the context of other people.
Therefore, at the age of six, I took the next logical step in my metaphysical development, and found a love of country.
One of the earliest childhood concepts that parents tend to establish is the idea of ownership. As in that toy is mine. And that one. And that one. As in what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine.
As in I never really took to this lesson. As in I’m a hard learner.
Jonny Wallace might have been the game-winning quarterback at Northwest Catholic’s Homecoming game against Bowerton this Friday with three touchdowns, 491 yards passing, and 210 yards rushing, but the Cornhuskers are crediting a different Wallace with the win.
Mike Wallace, Jonny’s father, has been to every single game in Jonny’s career, and of those 274 games, Mike has been ejected from 229.
Interlake junior goalie Sam Dawson saved the day, making two clutch blocks in a game that ultimately came down to a keeper’s nightmare — penalty kicks.
Stacey Abernathy, a sophomore at Chapel Summit College of Liberal Arts, won the lawsuit against her logic professor, Dr. Michael Michaelson, after campus officials accepted his resignation and agreed to meet her demands this afternoon.
It takes a certain kind of person to be a salesman.